Snowball Diary Page 4

With another week gone by since the release of their first statement, NASA scientists are baffled by the continued increase in solar activity. As the sun let loose the largest solar flare in recorded history, many are prepared to view an aurora borealis as far south as Mexico City. Scientists have cautioned however that cultists need not drink form the punch bowl just yet, as this phenomenon is merely a signifier of NASA’s “…inability to properly monitor extraterrestrial events due to a shortage of funding.”