Snowball Diary Page 8

Billions have taken to the streets in a display of unity, never before seen in the history of man, to witness the final solar flare that is set to wipe out every last remnant of life on Earth. As long time enemies cease hostilities, one leader was quoted as saying “Our story here on Earth is at an end, so we figured…fuck it.” Despite this degree of acceptance being the general consensus among Earthlings, some have taken to encasing their homes in layers of white lead paint and industrial cooling units. Scientists have explained however, that “Unless these cooling units are capable of reaching temperatures thousands of degrees below zero, they will likely prove ineffective against the sun.” Our recommendation is that everyone enjoys the show and prays for rain.